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long time no update [18 Aug 2007|02:39pm] [ mood | hopeful ] [ music | Third Eye Blind ] I'm going to make this post different than most of the ones on my friends page. no ambiguous lyrics from songs i don't know, no complaining, no blatant exaggerations to make my life sound cooler than it really is, no acting like my responsibilities or problems are more important than anyone else's, and not acting like I made huge life changes when really I haven't changed. Its going to sound a little something like this: I'm doing alright, and i am very content with that. I hope everyone I haven't seen is doing well. Later, bros. -Mike 3 last calls XXX kill it.

to all who have impacted my life [02 Jan 2007|07:35pm] to all who made me really happy to all who made me want to kill you to all who made me want to kill my self to all who have made me think thank you even though most fit in the the second category :) 4 last calls XXX kill it.

live it [30 Nov 2006|04:20pm] "being in a punk rock band, being into punk rock or being into hardcore doesn't mean jackshit, doesn't mean diddly squat, doesn't mean one fucking thing. You have to use your involvement to shock people. You have to get other people who don't know anything about punk rock; you have to get the butcher at the butcher shop you have to get the local army recruiting officer...you have to let them know that you think they are shit. The way that they let you know that they think you're shit." 4 last calls XXX kill it.

i used to be [29 Nov 2006|11:01pm] i hate everyone. i love afton. shes the only thing that keeps me sane. and my dog murphy. but mostly afton. If i had to be stranded on an island and the only way to survive was to listen to music all day long i think i would most like to be stranded on said island with connor adams, matt burke, and tully keefer. no offense to any of you shitty music listeners out there. at least you arn't stranded on an island with me. thats all of the random things i could think of. 12 last calls XXX kill it.

a few more weeks [28 Nov 2006|09:29pm] I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE... what does this mean???? i cant wait to move home so i can watch tv with my dog and get stoned with afton. thats all i want to do. a few weeks and four finals later life is good again. 3 last calls XXX kill it.

[07 Aug 2006|04:05pm] EVERYONE GO TO THIS. SEE SOME SICK BANDS AND SOME SICK DOODS. I KNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. 4 last calls XXX kill it.

[02 Feb 2006|04:44am] to the best girlfriend a man could have HAPPY BIRTHDAY AFTON SISCO!!!!!!! i love you even if you pluck my eyebrows when i dont want you to 4 last calls XXX kill it.

[25 Dec 2005|07:53pm] fuck stupid tranvestites who come into denny's on x-mas eve that dumb bitch got mad because i didnt call her ma'am i didnt say it because YOU ARNT A FUCKING WOMAN!!! now get out of the girls bathroom fucking creepy bastard 6 last calls XXX kill it.

[30 Oct 2005|09:27pm] i fucking love this woman 5 last calls XXX kill it.

better late then never [13 Sep 2005|08:35pm] i got a cell phone finally call me doods 623 853 7438 6 last calls XXX kill it.

[22 Jul 2005|01:19am] me: Wendy's is an amazing fast food chain Sean: yea its all homey like Dave Thomas and shit 2 last calls XXX kill it.

[19 Jul 2005|11:24am] white america is a war-mongering cesspool showering in burger king grease. this is why i have decided to make my journal...MINORITIES ONLY this is the next logical step in the freinds only evolution so this means that besides myself only about one of you will be able to read my groundbreaking entries COLLIN SHED is lucky enough to be a hispanic and can enjoy the fruits of my intellect by observeing my journal. As for the rest of you, you will be deleted unless you can prove to me that you are some sort of minority be it by family trees or whatever. i will even throw in that if you are gay that counts as a minority so if you arnt gay i suggest you seriously consider that. you dont want to miss this so collin, you win. everyone else, happy hunting for minority status. :-) 13 last calls XXX kill it.

[11 Jul 2005|08:33pm] i work at Denny's on Deer Valley now. 4 last calls XXX kill it.

[30 May 2005|11:52pm] im drunk 5 last calls XXX kill it.

[28 May 2005|02:21pm] go walking to church on a sunday and it sounds like thousands of insects 5 last calls XXX kill it.

[08 May 2005|11:09pm] we got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!! 6 last calls XXX kill it.

[05 May 2005|09:53pm] believing in god is tantamount to having an imaginary friend you never got rid of. rebuttals? kill it.

[01 May 2005|01:05pm] -Brown Bag (verb) When you take a shit in your tightie-whities, take them off and repeatedly hit your partner over the head with it -Jersey Meathook (noun) A slang term for sticking your thumb in a girl's ass and your index finger in her pussy, then pulling back at the same time. -Omelet (noun) The act of ejaculating into a girl's ear and folding it over. -Beach Week (noun) A slang term for when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and just before you ejaculate you quickly pull out, rip off the condom, re-penetrate, ejaculate, then throw sand in her face and run away. -Buckaroo (noun) Having sex with your partner from behind while all your friends hide in an adjoining room or wardrobe. Then they all leap out and shout 'Buckaroo!!', then you have hold on for as long as possible while she tries to get you off. -Tarzan, The (noun) An act in which the man punches a girl out, ties her up in a tree, rapes her, and when he is finished, he urinates on her face, climbs down and leaves her for the squirrels. ENJOY!!! 8 last calls XXX kill it.

[30 Apr 2005|09:35pm] you'd look good belly down on a coroners table wth me pulling your guts out of your ass ---mike 9 last calls XXX kill it.

102.4 degrees fahrenheit [22 Mar 2005|05:49am] im dying a slow and painful death 5 last calls XXX kill it.

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